February 2012
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waiting for the day when i don’t have to breathe anymore.
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Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...
– Amy Poehler (via oh-itsdana)
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The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
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queen-angelina:
Angie’s leg has a twitter account. I can’t.
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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underneaththesestairs:
i miss anne hathaway in various sexy outfits shouting about lesbians while james franco was high as a kite
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katiecammm:
topherbrinked:
if you think harry potter seriously deserves anything beyond technical oscars
you need to start watching movies that aren’t harry potter
bless.
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When you're thinking about really inappropriate... →
wowfunniestposts:
Laughter is the best medicine
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